clientsfromhell:

Client: We need you to put a watermark on all of our photos for the website so that no one can steal them.

Me: Okay. I’ll need the original photos in a digital format so I can start placing the watermark on them before I upload them onto the new site.

Client: No, no. Just get online and take…

stupid people with power.

What I’m really doing at work. (Taken with instagram)

Taken with instagram

therealkatiewest:

SUMMER IS THE BEST.

It really is though. All short shorts and strapless dresses. Open-toe shoes and open-back shirts. Everyone walking around barely dressed and killing it. And then we all go to the beach! And go swimming! And eat popsicles! And then BBQ. Mmmm BBQ. I need some patio lanterns. I need a patio.

Canadians have a very particular appreciation for summer, as it doesn’t last long and follows almost 6 months of winter. We really know how to use our weekends and our nights after work. Right now I’m going walk around the neighbourhood in my short shorts looking for strangers’ cats to pet. Time well spent.

SUMMER!!

Oh christ. I put all of this in me. (Taken with instagram)

camdamage:

disgustinghuman:

lanuitdescinesfous:

SIGOURNEY

© Helmut Newton

fuck

Mother.

ten hour work day followed by chicken gyoza and french cut green beans (Taken with instagram)

insuh:

Missy looks at me

waffles,strawberries,thick cut bacon (Taken with instagram)

(Source: emily-cave, via camdamage)

camdamage:

something-inane:

rockmarch:

ill HACK the gibson.

HACK THE PLANET

HACK THE PLAAANEEET

This isn’t woodshop class?

(Source: surrogateself)

cephiedvariable:

and your friends drunkenly get into a fight over Geth vs. Quarians

See I made them make friends together. My issue is that I did everything right, I saved everyone I could. I healed racial tensions and mended century old wounds across the galaxy and then—pick a color. Like a kick in the quads.

(via nolackofloquaciousness)

captainbrilliant:

I don’t think it’s fair to call this woman a bad mum. You have no idea what her kid just did to deserve a treat, you have no idea why the kid is fat. I mean shit she’s saying that icecreams a treat she’s not saying “honey how ‘bout we have icecream for dinner”. 

Must strongly disagree with this. Unless you are straight off awful at parenting to begin with your kid doesn’t decide his diet so it is the parents letting this happen. If you have any medical condition that can contribute to weight gain they are typically controlled through strict diet and exercise. Unhealthy weight gain is progressive, and controllable. You don’t catch fat, you don’t wake up fat one day, it is achieved through bad food habits and low levels of activity. In no universe should an obese child be getting ice cream, especially not as a ‘treat’ because it creates a food based reward system where they expect or demand unhealthy foods as a reward for acting properly. It sets an awful standard for their life. People are killing their kids with food—this is not something to defend. http://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html Kids should not be allowed the freedom to control their diet until healthy eating habits have been established in their life. There is a biological reason in kids why they gravitate to sweets, the sweetness signifies sugar which means calories and carbs and energy. That’s all I got for now, if you seriously want to argue with me the ask box is open.

(Source: moosekleenex)